A four-panel comic. Panel 1: A person sits at a desk saying, “I just don’t see why the government needs a backdoor to all software.” A man replies, “You make it sound so sordid.” Panel 2: The suited man continues: “Consider this: you’re wearing clothes. That’s fine, but how do we know you’re not hiding something in there.” Panel 3: The suited man says: “We don’t want you to go without clothes, so we offer a simple compromise. We make it so that all of your clothes are see-thru all the time, but only for a small group of distant people whose identity and motives are secret to you.” Panel 4: The seated person replies: “That analogy just makes it seem worse.” The suited man responds: “Analogy?”