Cool cool. ICE apparently woke up and chose “speedrun an international incident.”
Nothing screams I'm a pro like trying to stroll into a foreign consulate as if centuries of diplomatic law are just vibes. “What if we simply ignore sovereignty and see who stops us?”
Spoiler: the consulate did. Immediately. With emergency protocols. And a diplomatic protest. Because that’s what happens when you act like a mall cop with a passport problem.
