I remember when I first got an #iPhone, I was amazed and I couldn't stop playing with it.

Now I stomp around the house, "where is my fucking worthless piece of shit iPhone, god damn thing. I should throw it in Lake Michigan.”

That's what has happened. We used to value technology. Now we revile it. Every day I wish for a full-blown #Carrington event. A earth-facing X105 flare. Wash this rock clean. Pop open a beer as all our garbage we've launched into orbit comes raining down. #Apple