Conversation w/inmate worker about sudden increase in items missing from inventory on arrival from warehouse.
Me: Glad I'm not at `$yard[-1]` anymore. Lots of warehouse workers there, all kinds of side hustles.
They, sarcastically: What could possibly be going on?
Me, sardonically: Hmmm
They: What motive could they possibly have?
Me: HMMM
They: With the price increases?
Me: And the new quantity limits?
They: A perfect storm.
Me: Talk about creating a market.