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Maddad ☑️
@maddad@mastodon.world  ·  activity timestamp 2 days ago

With Silicon Valley boasting that artificial intelligence could replace millions of jobs around the world, currently laid-off workers have reported having more free time to form angry mobs dedicated to storming and torching the homes of the tech billionaires responsible.

The mobs, made up primarily of formerly-employed white collar workers whose livelihoods, are using their newfound leisure time to band together with fellow pitchfork-wielding civilians.

#satire

https://www.thebeaverton.com/2026/03/ai-job-losses-free-up-time-for-unemployed-mobs-to-burn-down-tech-ceos-houses/

The Beaverton

AI job losses free up time for unemployed mobs to burn down tech CEO‘s houses

PALO ALTO, CA - With Silicon Valley boasting that artificial intelligence could replace millions of jobs around the world, currently laid-off workers have reported having more free time to form angry mobs dedicated to storming and torching the homes of the tech billionaires responsible.
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Maddad ☑️
@maddad@mastodon.world  ·  activity timestamp 2 days ago

With Silicon Valley boasting that artificial intelligence could replace millions of jobs around the world, currently laid-off workers have reported having more free time to form angry mobs dedicated to storming and torching the homes of the tech billionaires responsible.

The mobs, made up primarily of formerly-employed white collar workers whose livelihoods, are using their newfound leisure time to band together with fellow pitchfork-wielding civilians.

#satire

https://www.thebeaverton.com/2026/03/ai-job-losses-free-up-time-for-unemployed-mobs-to-burn-down-tech-ceos-houses/

The Beaverton

AI job losses free up time for unemployed mobs to burn down tech CEO‘s houses

PALO ALTO, CA - With Silicon Valley boasting that artificial intelligence could replace millions of jobs around the world, currently laid-off workers have reported having more free time to form angry mobs dedicated to storming and torching the homes of the tech billionaires responsible.
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mmalc
@mmalc@mastodon.social  ·  activity timestamp 3 days ago

BREAKING: President Trump buys his entire cabinet brand new underpants.

#Trump
#MarcoRubio
#USPol
#Satire

(via Tom Adelsbach)

Social media post by Tom Adelsbach

Shows a digitally-altered photograph of Marco Rubio sitting on a sofa wearing just a huge (full body size) pair of underpants


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BREAKING: President Trump buys his entire cabinet brand new underpants.
Social media post by Tom Adelsbach Shows a digitally-altered photograph of Marco Rubio sitting on a sofa wearing just a huge (full body size) pair of underpants Caption: BREAKING: President Trump buys his entire cabinet brand new underpants.
Social media post by Tom Adelsbach Shows a digitally-altered photograph of Marco Rubio sitting on a sofa wearing just a huge (full body size) pair of underpants Caption: BREAKING: President Trump buys his entire cabinet brand new underpants.
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mmalc
@mmalc@mastodon.social  ·  activity timestamp 3 days ago

BREAKING: President Trump buys his entire cabinet brand new underpants.

#Trump
#MarcoRubio
#USPol
#Satire

(via Tom Adelsbach)

Social media post by Tom Adelsbach

Shows a digitally-altered photograph of Marco Rubio sitting on a sofa wearing just a huge (full body size) pair of underpants


Caption: 
BREAKING: President Trump buys his entire cabinet brand new underpants.
Social media post by Tom Adelsbach Shows a digitally-altered photograph of Marco Rubio sitting on a sofa wearing just a huge (full body size) pair of underpants Caption: BREAKING: President Trump buys his entire cabinet brand new underpants.
Social media post by Tom Adelsbach Shows a digitally-altered photograph of Marco Rubio sitting on a sofa wearing just a huge (full body size) pair of underpants Caption: BREAKING: President Trump buys his entire cabinet brand new underpants.
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Brian Jopek
@BrianJopek@mastodon.world  ·  activity timestamp 5 days ago

When the anti-FOTUS combat veterans let the satire loose.
#Satire
#EpsteinFiles
#IranWar

“After a squad of irregular Iranian fighters breached the perimeter of his base in the region, Marine Cpl. Brian McVeigh heroically dove on a grenade to save the Dow Jones Industrial Average from falling below 50,000, sources confirmed today.” - The Duffel Blog

https://www.duffelblog.com/marine-dives-on-grenade-to-save-dow-from-falling-below-50-000/?fbclid=IwZnRzaAQhUOJleHRuA2FlbQIxMQBzcnRjBmFwcF9pZAo2NjI4NTY4Mzc5AAEezvB8IDLRfHYMrvNOxuTJ2kXqswZak1HVuvuUF11gcJ1vw6N5tCx7svRstnY_aem_ovlqKXzo_bfCpwIxFK_ZMA

Duffel Blog

Marine dives on grenade to save Dow from falling below 50,000

Commandant praises sacrifice for ‘investor confidence’
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Brian Jopek
@BrianJopek@mastodon.world  ·  activity timestamp 5 days ago

When the anti-FOTUS combat veterans let the satire loose.
#Satire
#EpsteinFiles
#IranWar

“After a squad of irregular Iranian fighters breached the perimeter of his base in the region, Marine Cpl. Brian McVeigh heroically dove on a grenade to save the Dow Jones Industrial Average from falling below 50,000, sources confirmed today.” - The Duffel Blog

https://www.duffelblog.com/marine-dives-on-grenade-to-save-dow-from-falling-below-50-000/?fbclid=IwZnRzaAQhUOJleHRuA2FlbQIxMQBzcnRjBmFwcF9pZAo2NjI4NTY4Mzc5AAEezvB8IDLRfHYMrvNOxuTJ2kXqswZak1HVuvuUF11gcJ1vw6N5tCx7svRstnY_aem_ovlqKXzo_bfCpwIxFK_ZMA

Duffel Blog

Marine dives on grenade to save Dow from falling below 50,000

Commandant praises sacrifice for ‘investor confidence’
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