And, this deserves some lyrics (composed by me, human)
Bandit At The Liquor Store
The raccoon was a waitin'
For the closing time
Liquor store was open
The goods looked mighty fine
Snuck into the door
and quietly hid away
And soon the staff was gone
They wouldn't be back today
(Chorus)
There's bandit at the liquor store
Wearing black and white
There's a bandit at the liquor store
He's been there all night
Now any drink he wanted
He could pull down from the shelf
Not a single human
He could drink 'em all himself
Had a swig of Jack Daniels
The whiskey was mighty good
That swig of Wild Turkey
tasted like bourbon should
(Chorus)
There's bandit at the liquor store
Wearing black and white
There's a bandit at the liquor store
He's been there all night
Now he was feeling dizzy
He's drunk more than he could take
Started to feel a bit queasy
Seems it was a big mistake
Before he lost his lunch
That raccoon feel in a heap
They found him in the bathroom
Drunk and sound asleep
(Chorus)
There's bandit at the liquor store
Wearing black and white
There's a bandit at the liquor store
He's been there all night
#raccoon #drunk #lyrics #poem (human lyrics)
