Hello and welcome to Deep Space Nine. We
are a space station, not a starship, so you'll be
spending a lot of time with all these delightful
side characters like: bisexual fashion lizard.
hologram of Frank Sinatra. goblins. goblin comes
in 3 varieties: bartender, nephew, and idiot. our
doctor is a twink, our commander is antifa and
the captain talks to the gods sometimes. our
policeman is sometimes a liquid and the science
lady is part worm. we have many fine storylines,
such as: Goblin Does A Crime, Watch The
Irishman Suffer, or The Horrors Of War. As you
stroll along our promenade enjoying a raktajino
or delicious jumja stick, watch out for our
nefarious villains: Pope Karen. clones of Jeffrey
Combs. and a horny bastard reptile man who
seems convinced this is actually his show. we
suspect he may be possessed by demons. Have
fun!
Deep Space Nine: now with Worf™!