DEEP STAFFING CUTS AT THE FDA HAVE LED TO A DRAMATIC DROP IN FOREIGN FOOD SAFETY INSPECTIONS.
SUITED OFFICIAL IN DISGUSTING SHRIMP PROCESSING PLANT: WE’RE JUST MAKING THINGS MORE EFFICIENT!
SOME THINK THIS IS A GREAT IDEA.
LISTERIA BEHIND LECTERN REPRESENTING ILL International
Listeria League: FINALLY GOVERNMENT IS HELPING THE LITTLE GUY -THE HARD-WORKING FOODBORNE PATHOGEN!
OFFICIAL: AMERICANS NEED TO TAKE PERSONAL RESPONSIBILITY AND BE SELF-RELIANT -BY PURCHASING THEIR OWN FOOD-TESTING LABS!
WOMAN IN KITCHEN TESTING FOOD
ALL MY FRIENDS HAVE ONE!
IT'S GOOD FOR HUMANITY, ACTUALLY!
OFFICIAL: WE'RE EUGENICALLY CREATING A RACE OF SUPERHUMANS
WHO CAN EAT TOXINS!
IN BACKGROUND: MAN COVERED IN SLOP EATING OUT OF GARBAGE CAN
OFFICIAL: IS THAT YOU, BOBBY JR.?
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