Lemme define my neurodivergence by asking a question.
Who else here didn't know that Baby Belle cheese wasn't red the first time they tried it?
I bit through the wax and the cheese. In my defense, I'd never had it or _seen_ it before and it's packaging is... A bit much?
Again, to my credit, about 30% through the bite I realized I was eating something _not_ cheese and discovered they come completely coated in red wax.
I'm not weird your cheese is weird.