James Hoffmann Voice:

THIS is why we have #piracy issues, like how much resouces, how much energy is being wasted on not selling people content they'd happily want to buy with money!
I hate it!
I'm just so upset that this bullshit is legal and that people who thought that they could just pay for stuff are getting shafted for being honest consumers!
I'm just mad now...

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