@lydiaschoch
I imagine a Mastodon birthday party as a big global gathering where everyone brings a piece of their culture. 🎉 There would be many small conversations instead of one loud crowd. People sharing art, science, jokes, and ideas from different parts of the world. No VIP section, just friendly people connecting, learning, and enjoying the diversity of the Fediverse together. 😊

@lydiaschoch

Decentralized.

The cake is cooked in one's house. The candles are lit in another house. Every body sings the birthday song that one feels like singing to the tempo that one feels like singing.

Eugen blows the candles out from his place.

@lydiaschoch they would be holding a party with thousands of cute neurodiverse trans furries, all wallflowering and shoegazing shyly, nodding their head to the bonkwave party music